Medway: How was the gyno, baby?
Me: I hate the car jack
Medway: What's wrong? What's going on?
Me: You know when you have to change a flat tire you have to use a jack to crank up the car?
Medway: Yeah? Did you get a flat tire baby?
Me: No. That is what they use at the gyno. Jam it in and crank you open with a jack. It's horrible.
Medway: NO WAY.
Me: It's awful, Matt! They crank you open like you're going to give birth to a carbureter, and they lock it it place! Then the gyno puts on goggles and goes spelunking!
Medway: OH GOD STOP! *Throws Up*
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Its like a Disney fairytale romance
. . . as imagined by Tim Burton.
Mabel had the same thing done yesterday! Yikes!!
Yeah, I s'pose the device in question is a bit like a jack, innit? But in fairness, you shouldn't pick on the goggles. Seriously. If you were going to be meddling about in a series of strange twats all day, wouldn't you want gloves and goggles too?
Feel free not to answer that if you think it wouldn't suit your readership demographic...
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